Within a magic circle I sat
Being watched by a curious cat,
I hope he kills that fucking rat.
I did this during the full moon
Probably somewhere around June,
I felt like a total goon.
I was hoping to conjure a demon
I figured it was time get to schemin.
My words were powerful and direct
I kept my desires checked,
But I felt like I was wrecked.
I heard a little boy speak
Calling me puny and weak,
The floors began to creak.
My heart and mind began to freak.
A young face twisting in a demonic glee
I turn around quick and start to flee.
The small boy giggles as I had set him free.
My heart pounding as he gives chase
This was a very deadly race,
I turn and see his adorable face.
Deceptive abilities was his ace.
I freeze in place as serpents grab hold
The boy's eyes sparkle with gold,
It was just as I was told.
My body growing oh so cold.
The snakes were like chains
My struggling received no gains,
They tightly restricted my veins.
I truly thought I had the brains.
His blond hair was nice and clear
The curls danced as he drew ever so near,
My face warped in fear.
I could feel a dragon by my rear.
I start to speak, but my mouth was shut
He circled me twice in a cute strut,
A knife to my wrist and he did cut.
Two beautiful white wings expanded
No where to run I'm stranded,
Cupid had me branded.
A pit of serpents became my new home
His treasures vaults shall I roam,
My eyes filled with chrome.
Serpents he controls free of harm
He still has an angelic charm,
His serpent fangs dig into my arm.
My eyes turn red
As my arm bled,
I shall walk among the dead.
Feeling stiff from Valac's power
I know this is the final hour,
But I woke-up naked in the shower.
Growing scared I began to cower.
My eyes open wide as a voice said
"You should've fled."
"Now go to bed."